Corporate Membership

Classic Car Club is obviously a work of undeniable genius. How could it possibly be better? Here's how - get your business to enlist our considerable skills to woo clients, increase productivity in your sales team and employees and generally become the business to be associated with.

We tried this simple experiment to test the appeal of Classic Car Club in the corporate world. We parked an E-Type Jaguar convertible outside a variety of offices. On the floor, 15 feet away we glued a £50 voucher for a well known upmarket food and underpants shop - a traditional bland incentive device. Guess what, everybody ignored the voucher and fought their way to be the first to have a mere sit behind the wheel of our shapely automobile. Unfortunately one of the buggers did manage to make off with the pants voucher, but we were more than happy with our findings.

We will sculpt a membership package to your needs allowing you to:

• Motivate and incentivise your poor, down trodden workforce
• Reward the top brass
• Entertain and impress potential clients
• Increase customer loyalty
• Encourage distributors to promote your products and services
• Recognise a job well done.

Upon signing up to the 'greatest club on earth', your company will be issued a book of 'bonds' - like bearer bonds only much more sought after. These bonds can then be sold, rationed, auctioned, hell, even given to anyone you want on your side.

Then simply sit back and relax while we look after your bondholders, wrapping them in a big fuss free blanket off CCC love. They will take out their grannies in a Classic Jag, impress their mates with a flash Ferrari, and whisk their beloveds away for a romantic weekend in a Porsche - leaving you to bask in the glow of their undying gratitude. Anything you ask from then on, will be given - 80 hour weeks, new multi million pound contacts, a phenomenal upturn in sales - nothing will be enough to thank you for your incredible generosity.

We have many devious ways to help you succeed. We can, for example, organise driving days, in which you motor around the country in fabulous cars with a selection of your clients - dump the cars with us at a really nice restaurant and proceed to have a jolly evening of it - we can even sort out limos to get you all home at the end of the day.

Whatever you want, be it an off the shelf package or something a little left of field, we can sort it out - leave it with us, we are experts at having a good time.